After zee 50th year of peace on earth,

topic posted Tue, June 15, 2004 - 10:30 PM by  Unsubscribed
zee peepulls were antsy. Zay meesed zee conflixts. So sum biddy lit zee match.
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  • Re: After zee 50th year of peace on earth,

    Tue, June 15, 2004 - 11:38 PM
    Eet starting likes zee pranx. A groopings uff tin itchers painzded graffitis off Bood-ha kissink zee Yay-zoo. Win zee van-dolls excapedid, won off zem slipping un falling frumm zee roof. Roof. Roof. Him dyed imstamplee.
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      Wed, June 16, 2004 - 2:43 PM
      zen zee one zhey call Fat Foot deezided to take off hees shoos...
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        Wed, June 16, 2004 - 8:07 PM
        weetch wuz un act ov all actingses bee cuz not own lee were his feetings zee fatness, butt zay were made also of much smelliness.
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          Wed, June 16, 2004 - 8:44 PM
          as zee smellingsness reacheded zee vedy beeeg noz of zee ded van-doll, hees eyeees, zey rollings back into hees hedz. und zen uh vedy strangling sting happenings, hee wakings up.
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            Re: After zee 50th year of peace on earth,

            Fri, June 18, 2004 - 10:28 AM
            yup yup. eet wass troo. zee smellinx ov zee Fat Foot's feets had zee pow wars tew vake zee dead. Zare wass a cemetary a blox avay, und zee earth eet stotted to rumbble. Furst zee low bumpinx, zen a sort ov lulling roll, zen eet felt likings zee 5.0 quakes. Und zee dead, zay rose up und went bak to zare homes ass eefn nutting hadd ever keeled zem. Perhpas eet wooda bin otay eefn eet wass zee modern graveyard. Boot eet wass an Indian burial groundignx.
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              Fri, June 18, 2004 - 5:41 PM
              As dawn crept across the sky, in the Moon of the Ripe Cherries, my brothers Spotted-Wolf and Laughs-At-Tree started looking confused. Our sacred hill was there as it had always been, since our ancestors had crossed the great River of Mud, but something was wrong. Sticking out from the sides of the hill were lodges painted in bright colors. Whatever evil spirits and brought us to that field of flat-stone, had also desecrated our most holy place. Laughs-At-Tree strung his bow while Spotted-Wolf and I sharpened our tomahawks with the new whet-stones which we found in our ceremonial clothing.
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                Fri, June 18, 2004 - 5:45 PM
                (hee-snarfle-kak)
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                  Re: After zee 50th year of peace on earth,

                  Mon, June 21, 2004 - 11:54 AM
                  Zee small dogging, shee hoo wass wisened, shee sniffed zee Indians. Zay ar bak finally und at once, shee thot, und stepped outside to greet zem.
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                    Re: After zee 50th year of peace on earth,

                    Thu, July 1, 2004 - 11:42 AM
                    A krosss town, zee poleeesies wass confyoozedid. Flashings ov lites make'd ze crime-seen looking like ze disko mit blue ant reds ant flesh-bulb kameras. Whiteses tape tracedid zee shape off ze bodie butt ze scalp wass to be missing. In nineteeenie ears on ze forza, il Capitano Pendioso had never scene nodding like zees....
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                      Re: After zee 50th year of peace on earth,

                      Mon, July 12, 2004 - 3:40 PM
                      il Capitano Pendioso, hee hadd seen lotts ov zee whorers frumm zee war, butt knot zee scalpingsings. Und tho zee scallpping may seeming tou jist be knot zat gruesome ass zee war whorers, butt een faxt, seeings zee skull und zee bloodings und zee looxings likes zee hairblood...well poor il Capitano Pendiose, hee hadd tou shoot heez donuts on zee hood ov heez car.

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