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topic posted Thu, October 6, 2005 - 10:47 PM by  MarcoPolo
There are some things

which should be left
posted by:
MarcoPolo
Las Vegas
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    Fri, October 7, 2005 - 12:01 AM
    undisturbed. Dark things with evil intent. Things that lurk in the shadows just waiting for someone to come along and
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      Fri, October 7, 2005 - 10:57 AM
      discover them. To most they are just shadows that leap and caper in the fickle light, but to a gifted few
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        Fri, October 7, 2005 - 3:23 PM
        there is more than just the absence of light. There is presence, an unmistably overpowering presence that taps into primordial senses and
        makes
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          Sat, October 8, 2005 - 11:57 AM
          ... omelets and toast for everyone.
          Dyonisian fare.
          A feast of such calorific goodness and buttery charm that even the...
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            Sat, October 8, 2005 - 5:22 PM
            spritely wood nymphs of Avalon who have no need for food cannot help but stuff themselves until they...
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              Sun, October 9, 2005 - 12:52 PM
              ... , by the sheer wirght of their passions, rip through the gravitational veil that sunders our worlds apart, and with spinach still between their spritely teeth they become
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                Mon, October 10, 2005 - 2:47 PM
                ...yard gnomes. The fierce punishment that is inflicted on all denizens of the land of phaerie who dare to cross into this world. Trapped in the ugly little lawn decorations they...
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                  Fri, October 14, 2005 - 8:51 AM
                  skip and jump and rejoice that the Winter Solstice is almost here and they can pull out their little sweaters from storage. But tiny sweaters won't do them any good, as the curse is suddenly lifted on a technicality, and they are magically transported to...
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                    Fri, October 14, 2005 - 4:56 PM
                    ....Disneyland where they are now enslaved by the Mouse Ear Empire to frolic and dance for the delight of foreign tourists and screaming children alike. It seems the curse was not lifted so much as altered. Now they're only hope is...
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                      Mon, October 17, 2005 - 2:50 PM
                      to find and destroy the head of the evil corpse king who rules over the land with an icy, cyborg fist. It is time and past time for the gaudily dressed denizens of that land to rise up and
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                        Mon, October 17, 2005 - 4:08 PM

                        ....put on the last show of the day. Soon they will be ushering everybody out and locking up the gates for the night. Unbeknownst to all those smiling visitors, when the light retreats from the rides and attractions something sinister creeps through the darkness seeking....
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                          Fri, October 21, 2005 - 3:59 AM
                          ... more omelets, for the hunger is unquenchable. And besides, they're very yummy. So the sinister something creeps through the darkness, dark cravings in its belly, and it shouts out...
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                            Fri, October 21, 2005 - 9:46 AM
                            "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive-o!" Shambling through the back streets in its rags and seaweeds, pushing its carbuncle crusted cart of freshly harvested mollusks. "It's a hard mistress, the sea," it mumbles to
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                              Fri, October 21, 2005 - 8:33 PM
                              ...a piss drunk Goofey whose cumbersome head has been tossed aside while he pukes in a nearby trash bin. Those mascots just love to party like rockstars once the park closes. No one will ever forget last season when Sleeping Beauty...
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                                Sat, October 22, 2005 - 1:21 AM
                                ... lost all her virtue in a debauched episode of carnal excess involving Thumper, Mickey, and five of the Seven Dwarves. But as the saying goes, alcohol does not change a person, it simply removes their masks. And if Jiminy Cricket isn't lying about the hot tub story, then both Sleeping Beauty and Snow White are truly...
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                                  Sat, October 22, 2005 - 6:42 PM
                                  spawn of Dagon in clever masks. Then again, old Jiminy has been known to imbibe large quantities of anti-freeze and claim to be the son of
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                                    Sun, October 23, 2005 - 2:53 PM
                                    ...Darth Vader. There was that one time when he jumped up on the bar, dropped his drawers, grabbed his goods and started pissing into the air, yelling "Behold my lightsaber!!!" What a mess. We've all had our suspicions about those princesses, though, ever since...
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                                      Mon, October 24, 2005 - 12:52 AM
                                      ...Pinnoccio was found floating face down in lake Epcot with a still-humming vibrator forced into his crack. He was last seen shining the ladies' patent-leather sandals and glass slippers with vaseline. Poor boy probably never knew what hit him, an empty bottle of wood-alcohol was found nearby.

                                      But that is the power of femeninity. Wars are waged and kingdoms lost for the privilege of a woman's...
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                                        Mon, October 31, 2005 - 12:59 PM
                                        ....abuse. Or at least that's how Pinnochio saw it. Oh how he would grovel and beg for his spankings. And for someone who was so lucky to be free of his strings he sure was anxious to bound by some rope. Was little Pinno's fate the result of maliscious intent or just good times gone awry, it's hard to tell for sure, but Snow White...

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